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Woody Allen (1935 - ) US movie actor, comedian, & director


As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Woody Allen


Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Woody Allen

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. Woody Allen


How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen


How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
Woody Allen